Although words cannot describe the power and brilliance of Duck Tape, that doesn't mean that one should not try. Duck Tape Literature includes many finely crafted verbal expressions of Duck Tape Club Members' devotion to the sticky, grey wonder.
If only Shakespeare would have lived to see Duck Tape... he'd be very, very old. But he would have had incredible inspiration for his work.
"Is this Duck Tape I see before me?"
"What fix upon yonder things that break. It is the Duck Tape."
"This above all: Know thy Duck Tape."
Unfortunately, Shakespeare and Duck Tape were not contemporaries. So we're just going to have to write our own Duck Tape literature. If you'd like to share writing of your own, submit it to the Duck Tape Club. You can also read what other Duck Tape members have written by clicking here.
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